Zack tends to say the funniest things.  Well, I think all mothers think that their child says the funniest things.  But mine really does.

Today he told me with a straight face that Gretchen needed some milk because she was crying.  No kidding!  I was holding her as she was screaming with hunger.  Then he said, “Mom, I can’t drink milk from your boobs because my mouth is too big”.  He then opens his mouth to “show” me that his mouth was much too big for my boobs.  Nice touch there, little man.  I know that I am not the most well endowed woman, but when your 3 1/2 year can clue into it, you know it’s bad.

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