I just thought I would share a little funny story that happened last week. It’s still making me crack up! I hope it’s not one of those, “you have to be there” moments. I wasn’t there and I think it’s hilarious, but I know everybody involved. Here goes…
Part of dealing with this whole bedrest thing means that Tomas has had to get a little creative with his work schedule. Unfortunately, that doesn’t include never showing up. So, last week while Zack was at Kindergarten, he took Anson and Gret to work for a while. I know, that’s probably not the most productive move, but at least he could gather some paperwork to bring home.
There they were at work. The kids love going to Daddies work. They feel very important and really like to visit all their grown up friends there, not to mention they know where the candy dish is kept. They were so excited. It just happened to be a day though where Tomas’ bosses boss was there (can you follow the hierarchy?) for some pow-wow. We’ll call him “The Big Guy”. Normally, he works out of an office on the other side of the state.
“The Big Guy” is a pretty friendly guy and went into Tomas’ office to say hello to the kids. To preface what happens next, you have to know a physical description of this guy. He’s a bigger guy in stature with a “generous” potbelly. He has totally silver/white hair. Now Anson, who is definitely not our shy boy, goes up to “The Big Guy” and repeatedly pats ”The Big Guy’s” belly.
“Wow! You have a great big belly!” Anson exclaims. “You must have a baby in there like mommy!”
Everyone in the office gets a little chuckle and Tomas turns a little red from embarassment. BUT…Anson was not done yet. Seeing as how he had a new interesting friend, Anson states out of no where later (Bless my little boy, for he knows not what he does), “Your hair is really weird. I don’t like it.”
How’s that for tact? Tomas wanted to crawl out of the room. However, that would have been difficult since Gret was so freaked out by “The Big Guy” that she was clinging to him like a teary baby opossum. What are the chances that “The Big Guy” okays a decent raise for Tomas this year? It depends on how much he likes kids, I think!